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I picked up the phone and said 'hello?'

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My eyes met the gaze of the feline perched on top of the drawer as I bag the chopped up body of its owner.

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I’m Stephen King.

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No one in my family has ever talks about how I was molested as a child.

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The other day I was thinking about the first time I ever tried finger knitting, I think I made a jumprope.

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"I do solemnly swear that I will execute the Office of the Presidency to the United States faithfully, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, and maintain, and defend the Constitution of the United States."

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Everyday, a woman and her son keep trying to get into my house, so I have locked all the doors and windows to prevent them.

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There's just one problem, honey.

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I love to tell random facts to my visitors.

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I thought death meant the end of consciousness

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I picked up the phone and said 'hello?'	9
My eyes met the gaze of the feline perched on top of the drawer as I bag the chopped up body of its owner.	9
I’m Stephen King.	9
No one in my family has ever talks about how I was molested as a child.	9
The other day I was thinking about the first time I ever tried finger knitting, I think I made a jumprope.	9
"I do solemnly swear that I will execute the Office of the Presidency to the United States faithfully, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, and maintain, and defend the Constitution of the United States."	9
Everyday, a woman and her son keep trying to get into my house, so I have locked all the doors and windows to prevent them.	9
There's just one problem, honey.	9
I love to tell random facts to my visitors.	9
I thought death meant the end of consciousness	9